One of the oldest myths of mankind is that during a time of penultimate crisis, ancient heroes will return to the land in order to rescue society from its own blind and self-destructive foolishness.
For the first 15 or 20 minutes of The Angry Birds Movie, I felt bored, frustrated and alienated – and then I got it, and had to bow before a spectacularly confident stroke of movie-making genius.
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The very earliest Communists were early Slavic tribes who possessed so little they had to share all kinds of things. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics was comprised of getting as drunk as mortally achievable, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other.
Even in these early times they were referred to as the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was undesirable to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would basically fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
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